Think Dame Edna as a trolley dolly. International celebrity air hostess Pam Ann’s acid laced tongue knows no limits and her crushing barbs are both terrifying and hilarious. Especially if they are aimed at somebody else. Expect dogs abuse if you are anywhere but first class. Air hostess to the stars, Pam has been invited to attend to the A-list celebrity in flight needs of such luminaries as Elton John, Cher, Victoria Beckham and Lulu. Ensure you wear your seat belt, there will  be no smoking and you had better pay attention to the safety instructions. “Like being held hostage on a plane filled with laughing gas.” Tickets go on sale 14 Jul.

Wed 31 May 2017, Town Hall, Birmingham B3 3DQ, 8pm www.thsh.co.uk