Self-involved, toi? In our switched-on, fully plugged-in and meticulously self-curated world, no wonder a silent disco suddenly sounds a whole lot sexier than the noisily intrusive alternative. A party in your own earphones surrounded by other aural onanists entirely unselfconsciously doing exactly the same – it’s like a dream date – with yourself. Hosted by shamelessly self-indulgent party people Silent Noize and High Fidelity, they promise to bring the noise (or not) to one of Birmingham’s finest and friendliest venues with three DJ’s playing dance music, disco and indie pop. Party goers get a pair of 3 channel headsets with LED lights to highlight your friends excellent music tastes/brilliant rhythm. A perfectly quiet night out. Limited tickets are highly likely to sell out fast.

Fri 9 Mar, Hare & Hounds, 106 High Street, Kings Heath, Birmingham, B14 7JZ. Tel: 0121 444 2081, 8pm – 2am. £8.80 www.skiddle.com